Written by KendoMonkey
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Saturday, 21 June 2003

In the latest battle of the sexes, it has been found that most large legged women have bigger knees than most small legged men. The startling results, discovered by Research Group 'Kneetech' are said to be causing a stir.

Female rights campaigner, Judy Frickman said: "Damn right they have bigger knees! And better too, I have no doubt! Let's face it we want equality between men and women, and if that means proving that we're way better at everything, then so be it."

Average punter, Joe Schmoe said: "We think Miss Frickman's just bitter...mostly because she has the word 'man' in her last name, but also because she looks like a dog."

Dog lovers are said to have reacted to Mr Shmoe's comments with howls of disgust.

So is a large knee important? Mr Schmoe continued: "I really don't care. A knee is a knee. It's likely that big people have big knees, small people have small knees. Kids have kid-knees...mmm....kidneys...with liver...and bacon!"

Parliament is set to discuss these latest findings at Prime Ministers question time.

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