Written by KendoMonkey
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Saturday, 21 June 2003

Computer Giant DELL are to release their new brand PC, the 'Dell-boy'. The machine is a 2.5Ghz P4, with a zirconia-encrusted gold case.

In benchmarks, the machine performed as well as a 25Mhz 486 machine, and consistently burned CDs...with actual fire.

A spokesperson for Dell read a short statement about the machine, at it's launch:

"It's diamond! Which is why we have covered it with diamonds, innit. We were gonna sell it with a little suede coat, but the processor might've over-heated."

"Au Contraire, it's the best PC out there, and it's only gonna cost you about...I dunno, maybe £2,000? £1,800 for cash."

The 'Dell-boy' is not believed to be selling in general computer stores but is available from the Dell website under the product section 'Lovely Jubbly'.

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