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Topics: Space, Universe, Big Bang

Friday, 26 March 2010

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Professor Karl Carlton known as the Nutty Professor, has caused more controversy after what he has said about the Big Bang which most scientists believe started the Universe 15 Billion years ago.

A long long long long time ago more than 15 billion years ago scientists believe there was nothing not a sausage. The problem Professor Carlton has with this theory is that mathematics tell us that nothing plus nothing is nothing.

So how the hell can hundreds of billions of stars and galaxies come from nothing its totally impossible. Professor Carlton believes that there are an infinite amount of Universes operating on different dimensional frequencies and when they collide new universes are brought into existence.

So there you have it Professor Carlton's theory you can't have a big banger if you don't have a sausage.

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