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Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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Coming soon to a boob near you.

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. This will give them a reason to stare, while listening at the same time.

The iTit was developed at their California Research Laboratory where many of the technicians were watching episodes of Baywatch.

They are presently working on a stereo version.

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