Price the mega boobed serial wedder has now turned her tiny mind towards quantum mechanics by trying to explain the famous string theory.
At a book signing event yesterday she noticed a guy clutching a book called 'String Theory Explained - Steven Hawking' and piped up "Hawkins, what does he know about string theories?" At this point the busy book store ground to a halt and every head turned towards Price who was beaming with confidence.
The man holding the book happened to be none other than Sir Patrick Moore the monocled wearing brain box, who on hearing such blasphemy asked "And who might you be to question Hawkins work, madam?"
"Why I am Katie Price and there's not a thing he can teach me about string theory," she retaliated. "Why I bet Alex knows more about it than Hawkins," she added.
Moore asked "Do you subscribe to the 'Superstring' theory then Ms Price?"
"Yes," She replied to the masses now agape and hanging on her every word. "The Superstrings are much better than towels and you can leave them up longer!"