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Topics: CIA, FBI, mind control

Saturday, 13 March 2010

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Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty professor, claims that the FBI and the CIA, have powerful satellite mind controlling weapons, that can control the minds of people they have under surveillance.

There are disturbing reports that scientists and politicians, who speak out against the established point of view, are hearing voices in their heads,eventually being driven to a form of serious psychosis.Recently a scientist who has been speaking out against the Global Warming lies, has found that his mind seems to be under attack from an outside source.

A former CIA agent has informed us that they have the technology to control the minds of their specific target and make them change their point of view. "They can even make you piss your pants" he said.

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