BMW has today announced that it is recalling every single model of all its cars due to a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel.
A spokesperson for the automobile maker, who asked not to be named or touched by mere mortals, explained the issue by stating, "This problem seems to occur whenever the driver's rear is in contact with the base of the seat. This is leading to a major increase in a sense of power, particularly when any other vehicle happens to be on the same stretch of road."
In a statement released on the company's website, BMW have asked all drivers of their cars to take the vehicle back to the original factory so that the entire driver can be removed and replaced with something more roadworthy.
The company went on to suggest that any BMW drivers who are still concerned can phone their local bicycle shop who should be able to assist in getting them safely back on the road.