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Friday, 26 February 2010

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Athletes running to the Pole Vaulting area at the Junior Olympics to see Anita Phuque

Swedish Olympic Team Skater Ivana Phuque has been the most popular athlete at the Vancouver Winter Games. The vivacious and outgoing blonde has captivated audiences with her bottomless skating and braless jumping. A visit with the competitor's family has revealed that her younger sister, Anita Phuque, is in training to be a pole vaulter for the 2012 Summer Games in London.

Anita Phuque, a pert and perky sixteen year old, said that she intends to be in fine form for her own Olympic experience. "Da, the running, the jumping, the flying through the air, holding that long shaft, the bouncing up and down on the air matt... they are all a thrill for me. Doing the pole vault is fun too!"

When asked about the biggest height in her jumps, she said "what do you mean, the 30 centimeters of him or that he was almost two meters tall?"

Swedish Olympic officials, as well as the International Track Community, are all thrilled that Anita Phuque will be eighteen before the London Games. They have also offered to pay for all of her expenses if Ivana Phuque agrees to attend.

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