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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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Professor Karl Carlton the scientist others call the Nutty Professor gave a lecture in London today on H2O otherwise known as water.

In the lecture Professor Carlton explained that water is the source of all life without water it would be difficult to envisage life on any planet even our human bodies are between 55% to 80% water.

The Moon even has an effect on water as it effects the tides of our seas and oceans and when it is a full moon the moon can even effect people because we are made of mostly water.
Crime rates around the world always go up significantly at times of a full Moon just ask any police officer.

The Professor is convinced that this is where the legend of the werewolf comes from as some people can become very aggressive and out of control at times of a full Moon.

He ended his lecture on water by saying that if you drink a glass of water from the tap in London that water has probably been through seven people.

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