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Monday, 22 February 2010

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Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty professor claims that we are in a period of Global freezing because to many people have fridges.

It is a fact that every year the amount of fridges sold is increasing at an alarming rate even in hot countries in fact some members of the Maasi tribe in Kenya have an electricity generator and have small fridges in their mud huts.

Professor Carlton went on to say "Even when I was in Las Vegas recently where it really is hot it was still bloody freezing when I opened my fridge freezer compartment"

If we continue to sell fridges at the current rate we are going to contribute to Global Freezing.

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