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Thursday, 18 February 2010

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Professor Karl Carlton who is known by most other scientists as the nutty Professor has come up with the most ridiculous theory ever for the origin of the universe.

You can forget God and Darwin's theory of evolution because The Nutty Professor believes that the big bang that started our universe was caused by a race of beings in another dimension who developed a Hadron Collider machine and used it for years until one day when the atoms collided their civilisation was blown out of existence in the most gigantic explosion you can imagine but from this big bang our universe came into being.

Most Scientists however think that our universe which has 200 billion stars and billions of galaxies still think that the Big Bang was started from something as small as a pinhead makes you wonder who the biggest nutter's are.

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