Former presidential candidate and environmental super hero Al Gore issued a statement via press release from the Alliance for Climate Protection, stating he was disappointed and ashamed that the American people have been fooled into believing there have been winter storms in the northeastern United States. "It's entirely too hot." a spokesman commented.
The release further went onto explain that with the extreme rise in global temperatures, it was impossible for it to be cold enough to snow, let alone dump feet of it in some areas. The press release suggests the reports of snow are merely a delusion set on by the unnoticed 160deg temperatures in the capital region, stating dehydration and heat stroke can make you think funny things.
The statement also announced a new Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers initiative to hunt down and capture "Man-Bear-Pig" for scientific study using new green "Man-Bear-Pig" traps powered on leftover peanut butter sandwiches and reverse osmosis filtered potable industrial runoff.