Richard Johnson is no ordinary earthling he claims to have been abducted hundreds of times by little grey men around 3-4 feet tall who have large opaque creepy looking eyes.
Richard claims that on his last abduction last Friday he was on a table being probed by these little grey aliens when he kept saying "Oh God No,Oh God No". Curious to know what he meant the aliens asked him what he was saying so Richard proceeded to explain religion and how billions of people on earth believe in God.
The little grey aliens could not stop laughing how could a species that has advanced so much still believe in an invisible being in the sky. It was the funniest thing they had heard of since they saw the advertisement for smash in the 1970s. "The earthlings take these things they call potatoes they boil them for twenty minutes then they smash them all to bits they are clearly a most primitive people."
Richard just hopes he never has to explain Santa Clause or the Tooth Fairy.