US President Barack Obama today cancelled the waste of time project to send humans to the Moon for the first time, as 'it's ridiculous and scientifically impossible'. In 1969 a ridiculous fake Moon landing was acted out by ham actors and obvious manufactured scenery and lighting to fool the one country in the world that believes everything on TV, the USA.
'The atmospheric pressure on the Moon would crush any human on it', President Obama said, 'and the idea that men could walk on it is farcical. The Russians led the space race from first to last and correctly pointed out that the Moon landings were all lies, but of course Americans with inferiority complexes made themselves believe in the delusion because they were scared that the Russian Communists were smarter than them. Which they were, and Russians still are.'
Given that 98% of the world isn't American and 98% of the world knows that the 1969 Moon landings were a childish TV fake it says a lot about the USA that most Americans still believe that Neil Armstrong defied the laws of science and gravity and walked on the Moon, with about 10 shadows in many directions coming from him due to the studio lights and no stars in the 'sky'. Few adults outside of America even bothered to watch the 'landings' live on television, as they knew it was all a fake before it even 'happened'.
The English scientific genius Isaac Newton formulated the laws of gravity, which cannot be tampered with, and those laws would mean that Armstrong et al's bodies would be crushed to death the instant they stepped onto the Moon's surface. But still in 2010 the supposed 'leader of the free world' makes a speech that takes the Moon landings seriously.
Mickey Mouse should become the US President, and would be smarter than Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Bush and Obama all put together. The only qualifications you need to be 'the leader of the free world' nowadays are big teeth and a cheesy grin, and to make childish comments about puppy dogs and Moon landings that not even a child would be interested in outside of America.
Maybe the USA should cancel having a President - as Barack Obama has turned out to be almost as bad a turkey as George W. Bush was.