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Sunday, 17 January 2010

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Her son told the CEO of Facebook, "Thank you for letting my Mommy know she has a problem."

Rine Erryb, a stay-at-home mother, was struck off for taking up too much server space constantly updating her status and playing every game offered by Facebook.

Her husband Bob, was relieved when they kicked her off:

"The kids' diapers haven't been changed in days, the dishes are piling up, and I am working two jobs to feed my wife's addiction. If she is not on the computer, she is on her cell phone giving her status as 'just peed! :)' I mean who really wants to know that?"

Many of her former Facebook friends are also relieved.

A person who wished to remain anonymous said "She needs to get out and get some sunshine, and what about the kids, will someone think of the children? Also, I am really sick of getting phone calls from her asking why I did not respond to her FB poll, or her invite crap to wherever. She is practically stalking us and she needs to stop!"

Mrs. Erryb refused to respond for an interview. She now pathetically spends even more time on the computer, writing what she thinks are clever fake news items for TheSpoof.com.

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