It was released today that NASA scientists with the use of there brand new trillion dollar telescope have reveled the mysteries of the universe. As we have all noticed the absence of God, scientist now tell us that the whole universe is a paper weight sitting on gods desk.
NASA scientist Bob Mcking said today in a statement: "Threw the telescope we looked further threw space then ever before. We where all a little surprised though when we saw a light and a cube like room. Upon further research we could see a PC and a picture from of a man in white with his wife and son."
The NASA scientist explained global warming in the statement as well by saying, "Global warming seems to be caused by direct sunlight coming threw gods window during the day making temperatures rise throwout the universe."
As we all await the next place for our universe to end up, lets hope its not in the desk draw. But for now i think we are all contempt with being on the unpaid bills of God.