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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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Bored Solidiers unpack their most precious items, Modern Warfare II and maybe a rifle or two!

The video game Modern Warfare II is outselling everything else on the planet including Chrysler Automobiles who only managed too sell 2 cars in December and they were bought by Obama as a gesture of good will.

Politicians all over the planet are outraged by the violence in MWII and feel children should be passing their time better by watching the news. (what?)

Bombs in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan, earthquakes in Haiti, bloody attacks in Africa, protests in Iran, etc, are much better for our future generations and just as bloody.

Paradoxically, the majority of MWII sales are in those countries mentioned above.

Bored US, Allied troops and African footy teams sitting around twiddling their thumbs and toes waiting for a bit of real action practice on MWII and can now put their twiddly thumbs and toes too good use.

Also there have been reports of high sales amongst the Taliban, Al Qaeda and African terrorist groups.

The makers of the game, Activision, have promised a vice versa version for them, shooting the brains out of US, Allied soldiers and black African football teams, albeit, just for fun, you know!

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