Written by salai71121
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Topics: masturbation, Robots

Monday, 11 January 2010

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*Take me to your privates!*

The University of San Taskamonia recently have patented a new device for automated wanking.

This new robot was designed by one student, a Dr. Ivana Tinkle.

"I, among many other students of the university, have much trouble wanking at night, so one night I had a a vision that I could get a robot to do it for me," Said Dr Tinkle. "The initial trials were not encouraging: The machine ripped one mans dick off, but after trial and error with a hotdog, we found the correct stregnth for the robot."

Any boy enquiring about one of these fantastic new inventions should call the university on 1-500-dick.

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