Written by Jordan Baugher
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Saturday, 9 January 2010

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Lynchburg, TN - A study, funded in part by Jack Daniel's has determined that, as has long been suspected, whiskey is in fact 'delicious'. The study consisted of blindfolded subjects taste-testing whiskey versus urine, bleach, and other household cleaning products.

Almost unanimously, the subjects indicated that the whiskey was the most delicious of the samples they tasted.

"They all tasted pretty horrible," said one of the test subjects, "but these guys wearing glasses and white coats gave me fifty bucks, so, you know, whatever, I drank it. I don't understand why we couldn't drink it out of glasses, though, or why we were all naked and blindfolded. They shot the drinks at us through this hose. It was weird."

Also included in the study were samples of low-carb beer, which were judged to be slightly less delicious than urine, but more delicious than paint thinner.

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