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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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Why the hell is there no grit left

Global Freezing is happening right now according to scientist Professor Edward Coldwell from London.

Professor Coldwell appeared at a press conference in London and said:

"Up until now I have not been allowed to air my views because the only view that has been continually put forward in the media is for Global Warming you could say we have been frozen out and not allowed to talk about it.

"I have been researching climate change on the planet for more than 30 years and have found no evidence of Global Warming however I can predict weather up to a year in advance. I tried to warn people that the period between the end of December 2009 and January 2010 would see severe weather with ice and snow causing problems but no one would listen."

If people had listened many councils throughout the country might have been ready and not run out of grit which has led to lots of roads not being gritted.

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