Written by SPECTRUM
Print this
Topics: Global Warming

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

image for Global Freezing is happening right here right now
Why the hell is there no grit left

Global Freezing is happening right now according to scientist Professor Edward Coldwell from London.

Professor Coldwell appeared at a press conference in London and said:

"Up until now I have not been allowed to air my views because the only view that has been continually put forward in the media is for Global Warming you could say we have been frozen out and not allowed to talk about it.

"I have been researching climate change on the planet for more than 30 years and have found no evidence of Global Warming however I can predict weather up to a year in advance. I tried to warn people that the period between the end of December 2009 and January 2010 would see severe weather with ice and snow causing problems but no one would listen."

If people had listened many councils throughout the country might have been ready and not run out of grit which has led to lots of roads not being gritted.

Make SPECTRUM's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 plus 5?

4 7 8 21
54 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more