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Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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A close-up view of half of the Sweater Puppy Nebula.

Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts.

Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the universe really does revolve around breasts. They're an integral part of the fundamental forces driving existence."

Dubbed the 'Sweater Puppy Nebula', the image captures two side-by-side red stars surrounded by tiny red blobs, both encased by perfectly spherical pink blobs. Ribbs continued:

"In some ways this convinces me of Intelligent Design, or, better yet, Perverted Design."

Christian scientists are once again using this opportunity to debate with Ufologists over which job title is more ridiculous-sounding.

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