Written by red atomic duck
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Topics: Facebook

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

Facebook has a new rival in the form of new social networking site "Davebook". All members of davebook must be called Dave, which is not that unusual really, as everyone knows a Dave.

The founders of Davebook have been accused of being racist, however, this is not the case, as anyone wanting to koin can simply change their name to... Dave.

At the last count there were 17 Daves, and with at least one Dave joining davebook per week, Davebook looks set to soon overtake facebook as the most popular social networking site in the world.

One member, who did not wish to be named, said "it's much better than facebook, you get a better class of Dave on here".

So what are you waiting for? Delete your facebook accounts, if you're not called Dave, change your name by deedpole, name any future children you may have Dave (This will save you the expense of changing their names when the time inevietably comes for them to join Davebook) and sign up for your account today.

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