(Defecated News) Over the last century, the population of the planet has risen from 1.6 billion to a staggering 6.7 billion. Birth control drives are not working, and resources are thinning. The only outcome looks like starvation, poverty, malnutrition, tribal warfare, death and misery. There is on answer though - 'Rug Munchers'.
A scientist in Texas has claimed to be able to inject expectant mothers with a 'Gay Drug' which tips the chemical balance in humans to make them more likely to end up as 'bum-bandits' or 'those who drink from the velvet cup'
"The chemical works", explains Professor Gunter Hardon, "by increasing the global population of gays by approximately 25% in 50 years. This would control the number of births and allow for a reduction in over all population numbers given that people are still dying at the same time. What would be ideal, would be people being 'voluntarily terminated. also.
These controversial procedures could be the future....