Renowned Global Climate change Professor and scientist Ima Indeniyal, Spoke out today before heading to the Copingwithhagen summit on climate change.
He said that the "Whole climate change thing was brought about not, by as some "credible scientists" would have have us believe, by Man's Incessant burning of fossil fuels, but what actually had caused Climate change was humans Non stop Chatter on the subject and what we should or shouldn't do about it".
"It's all the hot air released from our mouths that is increasing the global temperature, you see.
Here I can prove it"!
He then proceeded to pull out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket which had exactly what he was telling us written on it, although albeit was covered in coffee stains.
He went on to say. "This rubbish about burning fossil fuel can easily be dispelled"!
"If I make a fire with some coal and I stand next to it then yes it's hot but if I stand much further away it's not warm at all, and here's the crux of the matter when the fire dies it's cold, stone cold so how can it heat up the world"?
The stunned press crowd was silent and the only sound that could be heard was the propeller on Professor Ima's hat spinning in the breeze.
His final word to the world press was "I'll show 'em!" as he skipped away.