Written by MonkeyInTheBath
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Saturday, 28 November 2009

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Naked women: not good for gays

A new study conducted by the University of Oxbridge has discovered that gay men are more likely to be attracted to people of the same sex than people of the opposite sex.

In the study, a group of 50 gay men were told to produce a semen sample, and given two magazines to look at to help them. One magazine contained naked women, the other contained naked men. The study found that every one of the gay men chose to look at the magazine containing men. A control group of 50 randomly chosen men found that most of them chose the magazine with women.

Scientists have suggested that gay people should buy magazines containing naked men for their pleasure. They also recommended that gay people stay away from changing rooms or any place where they might inadvertently see naked men and become aroused, which might scare people or "make them look like a fag".

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