NASA HQ, Roswell - (X-Files): "ET's building another Stonehenge right here in Death Valley," NASA boss and First Earth Battalion CEO General Albert Stubblebine III told reporters today.
His comments follow intense UFO tractor beam activity which Pentagon sources reckon could be the force field behind the Death Valley gliding rocks phenomenon.
"Our analysis of Hubble footage shows ET used motherships 20,000 years ago to drag Stonehenge's sarsen stones into position," Stubblebine explained.
"What's taking place in Death Valley is an eerie re-enactment of the Preseli Hills bluestone trek."
Satellite images of the Californian desert's surface will now be compared to crop circle geometry around Stonehenge's fabled Salisbury Plain.
The Death Valley phenomenon is to be twinned with Mars' alien artefact-rich Cydonia site, in time for Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic maiden voyage some time in 2069.