Written by Katarina Frogpond2
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Saturday, 7 November 2009

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Hedge Hogs sleep for three months too.

Three scientists in Germany have discovered that sleep deprivation is good for you. They came to this conclusion after conducting a three month experiment. All three took on different tasks within the experiment. One slept for three months. One stayed awake for three months. The other was the control and he just did whatever he wanted.

The one who went to sleep for three months took loads of sleeping pills every time he woke up to ensure he stayed asleep. He concluded that sleeping for three months was very non productive. He lost 6 stone in weight, ended up needing a kidney transplant, and he also lost his wife. She ran off with the second Scientist who stayed awake for three months.

This lucky Scientist, (the one who stayed awake for three months) was the one who found the biggest change to his life. Not only did he steal the other Scientist's wife, He also said he never realised there were so many hours in the day. He doubled his productivity and says he now feels like he's living two lives at the same time, and that's why he needed to have an extra wife.

He also found that not sleeping gave him extra time to get extra healthy because he had more time to eat extra vegetables. In fact he had so much time he could eat 10 a day instead of 5. He also go to do double the amount of excercise and that's always good. He said that after the first week he found that he didn't need sleep and shall not be returning to land of nod.

The third scientist found no change at all except that he had to go to the funeral of the first Scientist who died of transplant complication. Then a week or two later he had to go to the Bigamy court case of the second scientist to try to explain why he needed two wives at the same time. That court case is still continuing so I can't say a lot more about it.

In conclusion the three Scientist decided that sleep deprivation was the best way to go. They concluded that Sleep deprivation equals more fun, more vegetables and more love.

By Katarina Frogpond

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