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Topics: Horse, DNA, evolution

Friday, 6 November 2009

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Dr. Whinny was so mad at this horse after it shared 99 percent of its dna with him - he hit it with his golf driver!

DENVER, Colo - A scientist is mad because horse genes match his so closely, he suspects a horse is his father. According to my source, Dr. Mare, the genes of a wild Arabian have been completely decoded by the mad scientist, a Dr. Whinny.

The work, published in the journal Cowboy, may shed light on why horses are so much like people. Records exist from the previous millennium of a talking horse named Mr. Ed. While this was prior to gene sequencing, it set the tone of what was to come.

Dr. Whinny found that the horse shared 99 percent of its DNA with him. Dr. Whinny is surprised that he is not on all fours himself!

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