For many years, people have accepted the theorom "the angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat." A government sponsored research group at M.I.T., after three years and at the cost of over four hundred million dollars, has proven this to be true.
"Basically," said Dr. Sergio Lords, "we hooked thermometers up to men and to their penises. We would then take them to various strip clubs and titty bars or just show them porn movies or skin magazines and rate their erections and their temperatures."
At the conclusion of the testing, it was determined that there was a 100% positive correlary between the strength of the erection and the temperature of both the body and the penis.
Additionally, M.I.T. has now admitted that after three years of research, they now have the world's largest collection of female pornography available for viewing in their library. At that announcement, admissions and library visits both tripled.