Kennedy Space Center - Stinging from a failed attempt to shoot a bomb at the moon to detect signs of water last week NASA scientists today announced plans to shoot an unmanned space probe at Michelle Obama's ass to search for signs of cellulite.
Scientists say that this mission has a higher degree of success due to the closer proximity of the target, immense size and pictures taken in Hawaii at the beach earlier this year.
We certainly are confident that this mission may succeed and that we will find cellulite.
The probe is targeted for the right buttock of Mrs. Obama which though visible from earth is on the dark side.
Project director Kurt Switzer cheekily noted "We have superimposed a virtual blue jean pocket on the target to aid in landing the probe."