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Wednesday, 7 October 2009

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McKinnon warned the UFO base had emerged from dormancy after the sun's total eclipses of 2001

Sea of Tranquility - (Lunacy): Tinfoilhatters campaigning for Pentagon computer hacker Gary McKinnon are over the moon.

His extraordinary claims about a massive lunar UFO bunker located in the Cabeus crater region of the Moon's South Pole are about to bear fruit.

This Friday NASA is poised to obliterate the extraterrestrial erection by crash-landing the Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite's (LCROSS) Centaur rocket there.

The move follows a presidential executive order signed by Barack Obama amid Pentagon fears of losing the McKinnon extradition case in the UK.

The hacker has claimed the alien craft storage depot emerged from dormancy during total eclipses of the sun in 2001.

It sits under a 25 mile-wide crater that initially was suspected of concealing vast crude oil deposits.

Updated research now shows it is a sophisticated portal to the vast subterranean space lab constructed during Earth's Atlantean Kingdom era.

Buzz Aldrin is shitting bricks.

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