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Friday, 2 October 2009

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This man laughed at Dr. Ockheadrey; now he is dead.

NUTLEY, NJ - Scientists in Nutley (nothing to do with nuts, although it is reported that Martha Stewart is from Nutley) at a secret government location released startling news today that seemed to be ridicules on the face of it:

'Early animals were made of rocks'

"Early animals were made of rocks, and we have loads of proof," scientist Dr. Ockheadrey stated as he sipped a cup of some South American brew banned in Cuba and the United States.

He went on to say that many people laughed at his fossil evidence until he developed a novel way to refute the laughter.

'A slingshot'

"Yes, I use a slingshot to shoot one of these fossils at anyone that laughs at my theory," the Dr. concluded.

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