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Thursday, 1 October 2009

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"The corners were always a little rough, but I got used to it."

Roscoe Hereford, a local man most famous for his continual anger and temper tantrums, has built a new house using all natural materials. The "green" house was composed of compost...that is, natural bricks.

Home builder and owner Hereford said "my mother always told me that I was so mad I'd shit a brick. On my 18th birthday, I actually passed one. Since then, I've saved them up and finally put them to good use."

"Some days, I'd be so mad that I might pass a six pack. Other days, it would just be the usual morning brick after reading the Sports section of the newspaper and seeing what happened to my teams (Cincinatti Bengals, L.A. Clippers, and both Chicago baseball teams). The nightly news usually brought on another after hearing about the latest from Washington."

Local realtor Chad Simmons said "I've heard of finishing your house with sweat equity, but this is something different! I mean, this gives a new meaning to being in the shit house. His new building is on the edge of the city, so I guess you could call it an out house!"

When told that he would have to pay a capital gains tax on the home because of the sudden increase in value of his feces, Mr. Hereford immediately emptied his bowels and contributed to his room addition. Receipt of his property tax valuation added another layer.

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