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Saturday, 26 September 2009

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And then the aspartame horse rode and peole died

Scientists are being paid to prove that the artificial sweetener aspartame does not cause health problems in people, even though it may kill them.

The LD50 of aspartame is a carefully kept secret in the military industrial complex, so regular "studies" are needed to prove to idiots who use it that it is safe. Thus, the extermination of idiots may continue.

Propaganda is spewed constantly that aspartame - adulterating all processed food products - is safe to eat, whereas it is not even safe to touch or breathe the powder, per the material data safety sheet - it should be properly disposed of. In fact people who use it need to be properly disposed of.

Tons of people have reported reactions to the product including 97 FDA compiled complaints, including death. Most people don't complain when it kills them, but somebody does.

The University of Skull study is funded by the Food Poisoning Agency (FPA). This study will "show" that aspartame is still safe. Aspartame zombies will continue eating it.

Aspartame, 150 times sweeter than sugar, and 1 billion times more toxic, adulterates all processed food and need not appear on the label, since it is often an ingredient of an ingredient.

It has long been scientifically established that the sweetener is poison, but it has been a marvel of political craftiness that it is still legal to poison people world-wide with it, even after people have been blinded, killed, and their children born autistic. Aspartame defeats the human tendency to fight back.

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