Mountain View, CA - The internet search behemoth Google, well-known for altering their logo to commemorate such events as Thomas Edison's birthday and the 20th anniversary of Zero Wing, has secretly commissioned graphic designers to alter their logo in honor of National Breast Appreciation Day, held annually on September 28th.
The two O's in the Google logo will, of course, be made to resemble a nice set of knockers, but the style and design have yet to be decided. Mock-ups have included breasts resembling those of such starlets as Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry.
Once chosen, the Google-approved boobs will be seen by billions of Internetters around the world. It's been reported that amateurs desperate for a shot at fame have been e-mailing Google pictures of their tits for consideration in the new logo.
Says co-founder Larry Page, "With millions of pictures of boobs in my inbox, I wish there were some way to cash in on this...oh, wait, maybe I can use the internet somehow."