Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Master mortician Ray Santilli is to publish his Ted Kennedy autopsy video amid concerns the Massachussetts senator was an alien hybrid.
The Roswell specialist reckons he has proof that Rose FitzGerald Kennedy's mating with a 1908 Tunguska UFO crash survivor was passed off as a bona fide fruit of Kennedy paterfamilias Joseph's loins.
Santilli had previously warned the Pentagon that an alien implant in the senator's frontal lobe could metastase into humanoid cancerous form without regular flushing out of ET 'spam' messages.
During the cold war years Kennedy's transponder was frequently monitored by NASA for communications with the Vatican and its KGB overlords.
Ex-wife Joan Bennett Kennedy had a three year mammoth shagging relationship with former US President Bill Clinton.