A top scientist at a real university has done some really clever research, with numbers and everything, that totally proves homeopathy works and is not in fact a made up load of pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo.
A spokesman from the Society of Homeopaths said "This scientist is really clever and an expert in his field, despite nobody else having ever heard of him. His research, which most definitely wasn't funded by the Society of Homeopaths, totally proves everything we've ever said. It was money well spent."
The spokesman explained that "Homeopathy is where a substance is repeatedly diluted in water so that in the end none of the original substance is left but amazingly, it still cures you because of 'water memory'. It sounds crazy but we have a billion dollar industry selling this crap, so it must work. I mean, science doesn't know everything."
Since hearing about the revolutionary results, which were totally first published in a peer reviewed scientific journal and almost certainly not in a press release issued by the Society of Homeopaths, proper medical doctors have been jacking in their jobs. "That's it" said a real doctor yesterday "I spent six years at medical school learning all this evidence based stuff but it turns out I needn't have bothered."
Some people remain to be convinced but didn't manage to come up with a very interesting press release.