Oh, please. It is, of course, Netscape's cross-platform, Internet scripting language, only very vaguely related to Java, intimately tied to the World-Wide Web, and currently runs in only three environments - as a server-side scripting language, as an embedded language in server-parsed HTML, and as an embedded language run in browsers.
Right... and for those of us with a penis larger than three centimetres?
Look, are you going to pay attention or not?
Why should I, it's a free country.
Let's talk about ice-cream. What's your favourite flavour?
Don't be so imbecillic.
What's imbecillic about that? Mine's strawberry.
You're going to get such a beating.
No I'm not, you sad, disturbed little person.
Because, technically, I don't exist, and you're really just having a conversation with yourself and there isn't two people talking.
Yeah, give away the illusion, why don't you.
Right, the only reason I did this Q&A thing was to make it easier to understand.
I don't have to listen to this.
Oh yes you do! [evil laugh]
My own creation turns against me!!