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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Mountain View, CA The more-than-a-decade-website, has been hacked successfully today.

The popular search engine, Google, has been hacked by 3 hackers named "WhySoAwesome", "SoMuchwin" and "EpicFailure".

The motive of the three hackers hacking Google is - porn searches. One Google Representative named George Bush caught "WhySoAwesome" snooping around for intense "Barrack and Michelle Obama Porn". The Representative went angry and changed the preferences of the three unnamed hackers.

"Those three idiots want to search ObamaPorn. I dislike the way porn lovers search Barrack and Michelle. Why, they already have George and Michelle Hentai already!" Bush said, in our press interview to the FailerQuote Company.

The three hackers changed Google's banner, added some image of Awesome to the "oooo"'s of Google.

When you search the web, all searches will say, "Do you mean : BillGates GoatSex?"

Bill Gates, founder of FailCrosoft, has responded and ask the owner of Google to take cooperation to send the hackers to a far-off island filled with George and Michelle Hentai.
"This embarrassed me greatly, since when i fu*ked a goat? No way, I fu*k monkeys, not goats.

The sentence to the three hackers will happen on February 31, 1337.

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