Written by Chamone
Print this
Topics: Underwear, thong

Monday, 6 July 2009

image for Two Thongs Don't Make A Kite
Crap for making a decent kite out of, Kids

A schoolboy genius has failed to create a kite from two borrowed thongs belonging to his sister. Little Billy Brenner from Newcastle set out to prove an old adage and succeeded.

Unfortunately for Billy, her misheard the adage '2 wrongs don't make a right' and instead he did something completely and utterly different.

"The updraft in the knickers is exactly what I expected - pretty poor. Two thongs will not work. You would need at least 5 or 6 heavy-duty underpants to get airborne", said the brainy little shit.

Billy's sister heard nothing of the experiment and when she couldn't find her underwear she chose to go commando for the day instead.

Make Chamone's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 5?

9 19 25 17
57 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more