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Monday, 6 July 2009

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Part of the detail showing the hummingbird's nest

Barbury Hill - (X-Files Mess): A three hundred foot Wiltshire hummingbird crop circle has been identified as an etching of the ancient Aztec war god and weaponry wizard Huitzilopochtli.

The phenomenon has triggered frantic UNESCO speculation that Barbury Hill is the site of an ancient solar temple dedicated to Albion's own version of the Great Temple of Tenochtitlan.

"The topography suggests Wiltshire could possibly be hiding a vast subterranean pyramidic complex to the pre-Judaeo-Christian gods," Prof V Smart of the MoD's X-Files division commented today.

"We'd need to strip some fifty square miles of all topsoil and vegetation, though, to unearth those pre-Nazca lines that lead to the ancient burial chamber of Isis."

Professional cereaologists and crop-circle fakers received a $5 million grant from the CIA last year to keep pace with inexplicable phenomena rivalling their own sadass 'works of art'.

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