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Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Blame it not on the beer...indict dear ole Dad

Rocket Scientists at the Daily Male have stumbled upon a discovery that has ale addicts bellying up to the bar. As the name implies everyone has believed for centuries that beer imbibing brings big belly protuberances. Now after exhaustive studies at every pub in London DM researchers have discovered that its ones genes and not ones guzzling that causes the bay window that has been unfairly blamed on beer.

Dr Finnbar McFly studied genetic samples, guts and swilling throughout London's worst and best and middlin pubs:

" I was shocked to learn that the fat guts of Daddy's and the fat guts of their boyos corresponded despite the amount of pints that pulverized them. Clearly the beer belly has less to do with beer and more association with the family tree."

The daily Male will next be launching a study of the genetic base for alcoholism and its influence on perforated livers.

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