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Saturday, 4 July 2009

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Thermal camera footage showed the gas powered rear end propulsion

Italian Eswimmer Zoccari was motoring along to a big win the 400 when all of asudden her estate of the art eswim esuit esprung a leak. Actualy a rtremendous hole appeared to blown in the rear end of Flavia's flotation device.

As the em-bare-assed nadiator tried to climb out of the nautitorium pool without showing the whole world her asshole, judges insisted that they examine the competitor's costume immediately. The discovery is what led to Flavia's flagrant foul smelling wardrobe failure and her suspension. Zoccari zipped through the water with aid of an ass attached methane gas powered motor, according to the judges. Flavia tested negative for PED's unless you count the fava beans she ate before the race. This girl was loaded with gas and had her suit sustained Flavia's farts, she would have stunk up the competition!

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