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Sunday, 21 June 2009

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Gordon Brown pulling his usual gay expression

Scientists across the globe are proud to announce that after hundreds of billions of dollars of funding, they finally discovered that one add one is actually three.

The political leaders are now going to extensively teach children this new mathematical discovery.

Gordon Brown, prime minister of England, revealed that the funding was collected to be used to give vital life saving supplies to third world countries, but instead was given to a more worthwhile course at the cost of millions of innocent lives.

When asked to explain, Gordon Brown aswered, 'Studies of mathematic equations beat life anytime'. He then proceeded to eat the camera whilst making an annoying Hor-Doop noise that sounds a lot like a gorilla on drugs.

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