Washington DC-- President Obama has ordered NASA to launch a rocket to bomb the moon. The smiling, round face will be obliterated by a dozen hydrogen bombs at the next full moon on July 7. Some of the bombs will be used to carve a new face on the lunar surface.
The Man In The Moon was recently put on a terrorist-watch list by Homeland Insecurity. The Man is known to be old and white. He looks remarkably like Rush Limbaugh. He is assumed to be conservative and probably has guns and votes Republican; a perfect terrorism suspect. The president felt it was better to destroy the Man first, before something happened.
The president also wants to see a woman's face on the moon. And he has the perfect woman in mind. Some of the hydrogen bombs will be used to carve Michelle Obama's face into the lunar landscape. Her exquisite, round, black face with 'rock star eyelashes' will then look upon humanity until the end of time!