Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Friday, 19 June 2009

image for President Barack Obama's "No Fly Zone"
Since the fly incident Obama has had his secret service code name changed from "Renegade" to "Fly Boy."

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has made the White House fly that he killed prior to an interview the most famous fly since Jeff Goldblum's 1986 motion picture The Fly.

The Calliphora Vicina Fly did not have a snowball's chance in hell once it entered into the presidential "No Fly Zone."

The president met the pesky trespassing fly head on and once the pest landed on the president's left hand it was met with lightning quick action by the presidential right hand.

As the fly tumbled down lifeless towards the White House's imported Persian carpet hundreds of fly swatter manufacturers throughout America could be heard uttering a collective "damnit!"

Needless to say the PETA people were not at all happy and they have asked that the president immediately register his hands as lethal weapons.

After the interview one of the president's secret service agents suggested to him that he felt that it would be a nice gesture if he would agree to change his official secret service code name from "Renegade" to "Fly Boy."

The president smiled and said that he thought that it was an excellent idea. He gave him a high five and told him to fill out the necessary paperwork.

Meanwhile the White House chief of security Walter Zackarelli is having a conniption fit trying to figure out how in the world the fly got past the White House's elaborate fail-safe security system.

He remarked that the fly was obviously a friendly fly, but he was extremely concerned that it could just as easily have been a terroristic suicide fly.

Zackarelli said that he definitely plans to investigate this air space intrusion situation and make sure that it never happens again.

Vice-President Joe Biden grinned and told the president that it looks like maybe he needs to appoint a pest control czar.

The president laughed. He gave Biden a fist bump and remarked, "Hey Joe, all this fly business has made me hungry. Lets go start up the presidential helicopter and you and me 'fly' over to Jack-in-The-Box and get us an Ultimate Cheeseburger...I'm buyin'.

"That's my main man!"

"Back at ya, Joey."

SIDENOTE: After the interview was over and everyone had left the room. One of the White House maids, Novela Lagartos carefully picked up the fly with a Kleenex tissue.

She carefully put it in her purse and she took it home. She has since placed the famous presidential fly on eBay. And as of this morning the highest bid so far is $47,515.

Mrs. Lagartos said that all proceeds will go to her and her husband Centavo Lagartos who played two seasons with The Philadelphia Flyers.

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