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Wednesday, 10 June 2009

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A typical Taurean

In a report published today, scientists based at the University of California (Los Angeles) claim that research has proven horoscopes to be accurate.

In a striking section of the 600-page document, a survey of Taurus and Gemini subjects activities was analysed.

During the Taurean birth sign period (up to 20 May) every Taurus was working hard and enjoying success. All of them met their future life partners and avoided the colour violet.

In a dramatic change of fortune, once the Gemini period kicked in on 21 May, all the Geminis experienced relationship difficulties. This was exceptionally hard on those who had recently encountered Taurean life partners. No Gemini wore blue during the period and the number "8" was anathema.

Further dramatic revelations are confidently expected as the Zodiac rolls on its way.

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