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Tuesday, 19 May 2009

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Bush sleep photographed just before one of his favorite nocturnalis pollutionis

After eight years of the most sexsually prurient president, followed by two terms of the abstinence only crowd, president Obama has had to tread lightly in the area of sexsual matters.

This prudence seems to be changing as the Obama administration proposed new cap and trade regulations on nocturnal emissions. Obamites appear to subscribe to the traditional Roman Catholic terminology of the nocturnalis pollutionis or in the vernacular, the nighty, nighty squirty, squirty.

Sexsual energy adviser to the President Dr Ruth Wetheine explained that wet dreams only occur in the sexsually inactive like George W Bush and that Obama should get america Fucking again. cap and trade will allow wet dreamers to sell their sexsual pollutions to other citizens who want to join the Obama Yes We Can...Can-Can Again Movement. Wet dreamers can use their spill gotten gains to contribute to their favorite don't have sex ed charity.

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