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Sunday, 17 May 2009

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Dreams hit UK

A Colchester man has issued complaints of a bad dream.

The man - who refused to be named - said he could not remember the details but he awoke with a very strange feeling.

He added at one point he was filling out forms.

He is now demanding a government inquiry into the dream and has refused to sleep without medication or alcohol to stop the dreams.

"How can I carry on working with this threat hanging over me?" he stated.

Nocturnalologist Zena Rose-Beef explained the incidents of such uneasy dreams is on the rise - in a condition she has dubbed Subconcious Halo Imagination Tension Disorder.

"Night SHIT affects hundreds of thousands of people every morning as they try to clean up these messy dreams," she said.

"The government must fund my research into SHIT so Britain can sleep without fear."

Ms Rose-Beef explained normal dreaming allows the brain to deal with the information it has gathered through the day, as well as working through subconsious fears and desires and predicting the future.

However, she maintains the Colchester man's uneasy dreams stem from SHIT and are a direct consequence of Gordon Brown's mismanagement of the economy and the recession.

She added: "The prime minister must stop the SHIT to regain the confidence of the public."

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