While many people are sick or have died from Swine Flu, the survivors have noticed one side effect of this disease: longer, harder, and more frequent erections. Announcement of this by the World Health Organization (W.H.O.) has caused men of all ages around the world to seek out the sick and "volunteer to help."
Said Maria Rodriguez Rodriguez Gonzales of Chihuahua, Mexico, "My husband is almost fifty. He had to steal his Viagra off of old American tourists like everyone else. Since he has recovered from the swine flu, I've never seen him so active. It's like our first time in the backseat of a car all over again! I thank God for swine flu."
Jose de Jesus Diaz Ramirez Chacon of Juarez was also pleased with the results. "Check it out, vato. Swine flu has made me the Man of Steel! I can do all of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders now and never have to wait for a recharge!"
Johnson and Johnson researchers are now seeing if there is a way that small doses of the drug can be used without causing severe infection or death. "Our goal," said Dr. Rainwater, "is to let men experience the after effects of swine flu without having the symptoms."